Monday, February 19, 2007

The Zombie King Revealed

In frigid night air, I crunched through the snow in the backyard of the Coop once more. I was alone, or at least as alone as a person with the partial memories and consciousnesses of hundreds of people inside him ever could be.

I brushed the snow off of the stone bench and had a seat just outside of the small stone circle that had served so many times as a makeshift transit point. I reached with my right hand to pull out the chain that held Drake’s ring. I needed to know more about the man we called El Diablito and Drake was the only person I knew who would have the knowledge I needed. The problem is, he had been giving me the silent treatment since I stopped honoring our deal. I hadn’t let him post any of his stories in quite some time.

I took the necklace off and held the ring in my left hand. Perhaps it was time to try a new approach.

“Alright Drake, I need to talk.”

No response.

“Look, I’m sorry I haven’t been able to give you the time I promised before, but I really need some information about El Diablito.”

Still nothing.

“Would you stop being such a baby about this? I’ll start posting your story again in March.”

The bastard was being really stubborn now.

“OK, OK, I’ll talk to Naomi about letting you meet Alexa.”

Now I felt some stirrings of interest inside the cursed ring.

“But I’m not going to do that unless you start answering some damn questions.”

“What do you want to know about him, Bones?”

“Finally! I need to know who the Hell this guy is and how he came to be so damn strong! How did you meet this guy?”

His droll voice chuckled inside my head. “I have a lot of respect for that little man, Bones. He has made himself into perhaps the most powerful Caster of his generation.”

“So he wasn’t always this strong?”

“No.”

“Then how did he get so strong? We’ve recovered an artifact of his, a Soulscope, from his old shop in Hialeah. Does that have something to do with who he is now?”

“Very good, Bones. I’m almost impressed. When I met Dr. Juergen Klimm for the first time it was in Munich, Germany sometime in 1936 or 1937. He was a psychoanalyst by training, but a Caster of some small talent. Perhaps more importantly than all, he was an inventor who was trying desperately to mix his magickal talents with his mechanical and technological devices. He felt that magick and technology should not be exclusive of each other.”

“What did he do for the Nazis?”

Drake chuckled again. “Well, his is not my tale to tell. But I will say that he developed this Soulscope that you have mentioned, as well as several other devices. He used those devices to further the interests of the Third Reich by helping to eradicate doubt and fear in the minds of certain cadres of soldiers and guards, and by helping to subdue the Casters among the populations that the Germans were working to eradicate. His devices became quite instrumental in the operation of the concentration camps, where he spent a great deal of his time. He earned several nicknames in his time there. My favorite was ‘The Zombie King’. He was called that because when he finished with his victims, they were docile creatures, empty shells of their former selves.

“By using those tools of his, he was able to pacify those folks while at the same time he was stealing the talents and knowledge of his victims, making himself more and more powerful.”

“He sounds like an evil mother fucker.”

“I see that you have yet to learn any manners, Bones. Dr. Klimm did not see himself as evil, of course. Most humans cannot conceive of themselves as evil, even when they are committing the worst of atrocities. There is always a higher purpose that their actions serve, at least in their own minds. Dr. Klimm was no different. He definitely believed in the Third Reich and the concept of the Aryan Race as superior. But he also believed that in some small way that he was helping even his victims.”

“How could he think that even as he stole their powers, pieces of their soul?”

“He knew that the people in those camps were going to be exterminated, but he felt that some of their essence should live on, in him, if no one else. Just think, Bones, he did much the same thing that you have come to do with the power over the Shadow that you acquired from the creature you called Ma Grendel. You taking the memories of Dr. Bernstein was very similar to what did with the tools he created. You and Dr. Klimm…oh excuse me, El Diablito, are very much kindred spirits. How does that make you feel now?”

“Like I might have to renege some more on that deal if you keep it up. So how did he escape from Germany and how did you two come to work together again?”

“By the end of the war, we had gone our separate ways. I joined forces with the Americans, eventually going there to continue my own work. Dr. Klimm ended up fleeing to Argentina and working his way up the South American continent to Haiti and Cuba as he continued to develop his tools and his powers. By the time I was ready to start the Omega Project, I had learned of a powerful little man in Hialeah who was now known by the name of El Diablito and who claimed to have some expertise in creating zombies. The rest, as they say, is history.”

“It seems like you are leaving out enough facts to fill a library.”

“Like I said, Bones, his story is not mine to tell. I have given you all that I care to at this point. You will have to make good on your many empty promises before I offer you any further assistance. Don’t get yourself destroyed before you live up to your obligations.”

I let go of the ring itself, letting it dangle from the chain, ending our conversation.

The nerve of that prick!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know you keep making promises to that jack ass to try and get information from him...

How about I apply a little heat to that ring he's trapped in and see how fast he decides to sing? :::Lights fire in palm::: may I see the ring please?

Agent Bones said...

LOL...but look, I break my promises to him about as often as I break my own deadlines to post!

Besides, heating up that ring isn't going to hurt him, darling!

But hey, we did learn stuff of immediate relevance this time!

Anonymous said...

True, on both counts, but a girl can dream and be a bit "hot headed" once in a while (yes I know, most of the time probably), one of those lessons I don't seem to learn.

Besides, in your "shadow" body you still can feel...maybe his "shadow" though trapped can still feel those things.....

JoeBlogs said...

What would Buffy do?